opiz:

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

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me: has absolutely no idea what size an acre is in real people language

aceofsquiddles:

1% the size of the wood where Winnie the Pooh lives, next question

ulibeanz:

also u all know that the manic pixie dream girl trope is supposed 2 be a discussion about male wish fulfillment and misogyny in storytelling not a new way 2 ridicule girls right 

shirazade:

Megan Fox attends the “Jennifer’s Body” press conference at the 2009 Toronto International Film Festival

thehauntedmansion2003:

this article makes me scream every time

crunchie-morris:

New personality test

What vine do you think of first when you hear the word “avacado?”

feministbeautyqueen:

“But that’s kink sham-” Yes, it is. If your “kink” involves sexualized violence, paedophilia, role-playing rape or abuse, or is non-consensual, I am kink shaming you 100%. Shame on you. That’s horrible. Shame shame shame

henstomper:

YA novel: what if you were sorted into an arbitrary category at birth and that defined your entire life and you were harshly punished for trying to break out of it

me in like 8th grade: wow this is really compelling and relatable for me.         and theres no possible reason why

rohie:

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pure:

pure:

Still have not listened to a Grimes song in my entire life. Now I realize I’ve been avoiding mind control rays all this time.

It is 2019 and I still have never heard one of those mkultra bleating noises one would call a Grimes Song

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